1. hazleapricot:

    little-star-sweeper:

    voldemortshideousnipple:

    whoever made these is a god

    that would be frenums

    Making this happen again. 

    (Source: fruitandfitspo, via universalalien)

     


  2. burgerkid:

    me trying to do stuff

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    (via pizza)

     


  3. Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

    stardusttx:

    twirliest:

    steampoweredplayer:

    lollie-pond:

    larryismyhallelujah:

    thetasrose:

    peachy-blisss:

    myswagisnice:

    I love my mom.

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    I am risking nothing

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    I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

    Will not risk.

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    sorry followers :(

    omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

    Why’re you being mean to my mum?

    goddamn it

    Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

    Koop

    This has 1.2 million reblogs …
    Ps not riskin it

    1.4 almost
    ps not risking it

    (via littlefootprime)

     

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  5. novas-grimoire:

    wikatiepedia:

    crimsoncamellianeko:

    forimuchdesiretospeakwithhim:

    wikatiepedia:

    from now on I’m going to convey sarcasm over the internet by typing like this

    oh wow look how sarcastic that looks

    that actually does look really sarcastic though. this is revolutionary

    DEAR GOD SOMEONE HAS INVENTED THE SARCASM FONT THIS IS A TIME FOR CELEBRATION

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    (Source: wikatiepedia, via fainauriel)

     


  6. I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?

    1. Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
    2. Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
    3. Me: We cool?
    4. Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
    5. Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
    6. Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
    7. Me: So...can I get out now?
    8. Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
    9. Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
    10. Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
     


  7. doctortriggers:

    when someone asks if they can draw or write you a thingimage

    (via natasha-roman0ff)

     

  8. (Source: crimsonskyes, via pizza)

     

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  10. coelasquid:

    therorasaurus:

    so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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    (via draconomi)

     

  11. floridabritgirl:

    No matter what….. I’ll never not reblog this. Her face and actions say it all. 

    (via fainauriel)

     

  12. awwww-cute:

    Oooh

    (via pizza)

     


  13. Psa 2 ants

    princeowl:

    plantpastelblog:

    princeowl:

    plantpastelblog:

    Stop crawling on me

    message from the ants: they say no and that you should buy more cilantro 

    tell the ants i dont have throwaway cash to buy cooking herbs and they can get their own 

    message from the ants: please we’re having mexican tonight 

    (via draconomi)

     


  14. basedona10000caloriediet:

    kinzilauren:

    maarkhoppus:

    caucasianandwhite:

    maarkhoppus:

    fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006 

    i wasnt even alive in 2006

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    why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr

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    (via draconomi)