1. lx34e:

    me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

    (Source: powerrangersvintage, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

     

  2. fatitalianbroad:

    My romantic life, summed up in one product.

    (Source: memewhore, via yaoi-lover-sama)

     

  3. arelyhepburn:

    This is the best gif you’ll ever see

    (via zoe-elliott)

     

  4. fucksebastianstan:

    basedpidgeot:

    feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

    urbendisaster:

    what?

    The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

    nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

    "Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"

    (Source: cute-decoration, via curvyredvinewarbler)

     

  5. thirstfollower:

    princesskenny456:

    agianthordeofzombiesjust:

    turnipss:

    dredsina:

    doctorwhothefuckisthis:

    gutsygumshoe:

    hakuryuusquad:

    some people think that school food isnt all that bad and that we’re just whiny teenagers
    u fucking get a rock solid jug of rotten milk then tell me that we’re just whiny teenagers

    My freshman year of high school i got applesauce for lunch and when I opened it, a cloud of mold poofed out I feel this post on an emotional level

    I broke my pb&j sandwich on the table once, it smashed into 7 pieces.

    our hot dogs in elementary school were green

    Once I opened a ketchup packet that was so old it was dark brown

    Also once we had fried chicken and my friend found 2 of its organs in her chicken breast… :, )

    I once got grape juice that was grey and slime. I made the mistake of not looking before it slithered into my mouth.

    my high school had to stop serving us milk and juice my freshman year because a bunch of kids got terrible food poisoning from it. we were all warned not to drink the juice and milk because it was filled with mold. every lunch period after that I always checked my food and I found molded cheese on a sandwitch, stale pizza, green tortillas and a bunch of other stuff. I know its not suppost to be 5 star food but 3 star would be nice.

    my friend once found a staple in her chicken sandwich

    (Source: ibukin, via cumber-sexual)

     

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  7. relahvant:

    asktheteamofscientists:

    hobgoblinhero:

    danadies:

    yes-master-thank-you-master:

    The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

    Jizz and jet

    shoot and scoot

    blow your load and hit the road

    bust ya nut and off ya strut

    (via watermelondiaries)

     


  8. highfunctioningsociocat:

    god-tieraradia:

    hashtaghomicide:

    what cats?!

    wildteam!

    GET YOUR GAME IN THE HEAD

    (via tea-sipping-zombie)

     

  9. (Source: c-isnenegro, via cumber-sexual)

     


  10. we-could-have-danced-all-night:

    queerenby:

    filisexual:

    royalpancake:

    a short poem:

    do teachers
    understand
    that you take
    other classes

    another short poem:

    yes but see
    they are all
    required
    by the district
    or state
    to assign a
    certain amount
    of gradable
    material per
    semester so
    they can get
    paid and earn
    raises and bonuses
    and keep
    their jobs and
    funding

    a revised short poem:

    does the district
    or state
    understand
    that you take
    other classes

    another short poem:

    no

    (Source: frenchtoastkarma, via ohloverillcoveryou)

     

  11. pixiesteahouse:

    princeconstantine:

    runningoffthereeses:

    well, thats enough internet for today

    I need this

    Does this come in varying colours, because I want a rainbow of them. 

    (via cumber-sexual)

     

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