1. 25 May


    meemeegang: swmpmnstr: fozmeadows: ninja-pillow-timeywimey: Accidental philosphy Most perfect thing of all the things. Most perfect thing of all the things. I love this.

    meemeegang:

    swmpmnstr:

    fozmeadows:

    ninja-pillow-timeywimey:

    Accidental philosphy

    Most perfect thing of all the things.

    Most perfect thing of all the things.

    I love this.

    (Source: , via universalalien)

     

  2. 25 May


    obeseblackguy: do she got a booty

    obeseblackguy:

    do she got a booty

    (via universalalien)

     

  3. 25 May


    riseofthewhat: luvshi: pokemonmasterkimba: melissamuniz: pokemonmasterkimba: chenor-of-wishes: quillowl: judgeofsouls: [ Another Movie Observation ] ((I was watching this scene and noticed that Baby Tooth actually looks like she’s saying words. So from watching her mouth, this is what I think she’s saying.)) I imagined Baby Tooth saying that in Jack’s Sister’s voice. Is that a bad thing or a good thing?  Baby Tooth/Jack’s sister was begging Jack because she didn’t want to lose Jack again. STOP RIGHT THERE YOUNGIN’AS IF THIS NEEDED TO GET ANY MORE SAD THAN IT WAS She looks like her, too. Your telling me she looks like a bird tsk tsk.  I’m telling you they resemble each other. Eyes, face shape, mouth. You know, just different nose and species. lol further point I don’t think that’s all a coincidence. *shrugs* Oh my fucking god HELP

    riseofthewhat:

    luvshi:

    pokemonmasterkimba:

    melissamuniz:

    pokemonmasterkimba:

    chenor-of-wishes:

    quillowl:

    judgeofsouls:

    [ Another Movie Observation ]

    ((I was watching this scene and noticed that Baby Tooth actually looks like she’s saying words. So from watching her mouth, this is what I think she’s saying.))

    I imagined Baby Tooth saying that in Jack’s Sister’s voice. Is that a bad thing or a good thing? 

    Baby Tooth/Jack’s sister was begging Jack because she didn’t want to lose Jack again.

    STOP RIGHT THERE YOUNGIN’
    AS IF THIS NEEDED TO GET ANY MORE SAD THAN IT WAS

    She looks like her, too.

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    Your telling me she looks like a bird tsk tsk. 

    I’m telling you they resemble each other. Eyes, face shape, mouth. You know, just different nose and species. lol

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    further point

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    I don’t think that’s all a coincidence. *shrugs*

    Oh my fucking god

    HELP

    (via universalalien)

     

  4. 25 May



    matturday:

    so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned

    (via universalalien)

     

  5. 25 May



    stuckasleep:

    They are burning

    image

    they scream for me to save them

    and i whisper

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    no

    (via fussock)

     

  6. 25 May


    ciatlin: reindeerplaydate: w-for-wumbo: I was not expecting that ending. what the fuck just happened they fucking wrecked did u not see

    ciatlin:

    reindeerplaydate:

    w-for-wumbo:

    I was not expecting that ending.

    what the fuck just happened

    they fucking wrecked did u not see

    (via universalalien)

     

  7. 25 May



    1. (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
    2. Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
    3. Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
    4. Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
    5. Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
    6. (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
     

  8. 25 May


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  9. 25 May


    bewilden: l-ookingglass: Little DiCaprio. I’m laughing because if you look- for each row: the first photo is him when his name was read as a nominee for the oscar. the second photo is when they read the actual results (obviously not him bc he never got one). The third photo is when he realized the camera was on his face.

    bewilden:

    l-ookingglass:

    Little DiCaprio.

    I’m laughing because if you look-

    for each row: the first photo is him when his name was read as a nominee for the oscar. the second photo is when they read the actual results (obviously not him bc he never got one). The third photo is when he realized the camera was on his face.

    (Source: accio-leonardo, via universalalien)

     

  10. 25 May


    bananasaregood-bowtiesarecool: lifeinthephandom: because everyone needs benedict’s rainbow eyes on their blog i can see the tardis

    bananasaregood-bowtiesarecool:

    lifeinthephandom:

    because everyone needs benedict’s rainbow eyes on their blog

    i can see the tardis

    (Source: lifeinthefandom, via seblaine)

     

  11. 25 May



    enimrac01:

    knifefarty:

    iwonthellamaatthefayre:

    wibblywobblyuniverse:

    knifefarty:

    if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

    if you stopped it in a test
    at the last minute
    just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
    that would be a good idea too

    If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that

    no thats illegal

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    (via goddamnitobama)

     

  12. 25 May


    mikeyfriskeyhands:

    My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

    (via goddamnitobama)

     

  13. 25 May



    ohmybenedict:

    songofthestarwhale:

    shaitana:

    221bitssmallerontheoutside:

    theweepingangelwhofellforburgers:

    sirenshadow:

    jamandbees:

    elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

    ohshititsgreg:

    darrynek:

    arms hurt? saw them off

    How do I saw off the second arm

    Tumblr asks the real questions

    Everyone on this website is a phycopath I swear

    *psychopath. Do your research.

    *Sociopath. Do yours.

    Alright Sherlock, don’t make me get Mummy.

    Are YOU my mummy?

    No, your mummy is dead because she burned up on the ceiling

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    (Source: darrynek, via universalalien)

     

  14. 25 May


    mercuriesrising: kirbyrightbackatya: night-creeping-rascal: kankristhighhighs: In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him.  #some people are destined for greatness its always the math teacher who tells you you cant Yes good.

    mercuriesrising:

    kirbyrightbackatya:

    night-creeping-rascal:

    kankristhighhighs:

    In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him. 

    #some people are destined for greatness

    its always the math teacher who tells you you cant

    Yes good.

    (Source: oathkeeping, via universalalien)