1. vanillish:

    baby: i..i…

    parents: he’s going to say his first word!

    baby: I’m in the club,high on purp with some shades on, Tatted up,mini skirt with my J’s on

    parents: j’s on my feet

    (via marleysghost)

     


  2. dildoreo:

    dildoreo:

    one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

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    (via marleysghost)

     


  3. buuthepowerfull:

    miss-nerdgasmz:

    I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST

    NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
    (plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)

    -quickly takes notes for short film project-

    (via rokulou)

     

  4. (Source: best-of-memes)

     

  5. deluxesherlock:

    bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

    fineas-and-pherb:

    Best backstory. (x)

    You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

    whA T

    (via littlefootprime)

     


  6. natasha-roman0ff:

    tarynel:

    karkats-vantasies:

    gildings:

    I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies. 

    I love girls who have clean, tight grammar

    I like big dicks.

    Thank you for your contribution.

     


  7. witness-protection-with-wings:

    witness-protection-with-wings:

    so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.

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    i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy

    (Source: witnessprotectionwithwings, via universalalien)

     

  8. safetytank:

    i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

    (Source: hashitaka, via natasha-roman0ff)

     

  9. whoslosing:

    this is fucking hilarious

    (Source: my-funny-pics, via universalalien)

     


  10. deersatan:

    accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

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    (Source: asterkid, via universalalien)

     


  11. australiansanta:

    nervously talkin to someone really attractive like

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    (via universalalien)

     

  12. (Source: style-maven, via rotition)

     

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    1. me: *accidentally clicks something*
    2. me: *drags it across the screen so it can't open*